Friday, May 1, 2020

@FleetingFiction So good! When is this available? I need it ASAP.


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Monday, April 13, 2020

Customer #2 at Daddy's Barbershop. Another fairly successful cut. James' hair was super long and it is also very thick so it looked like we dropped a wig on the floor! Gross but funny. Oh, and he's not mad. Kid just… https://t.co/PPKMTldBLC


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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

@PetrickSara Same! Three boys 5, 7, & 9. They never stop eating!


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RT @PetrickSara: It might seem like I’m stockpiling groceries over coronavirus fears, but the groceries in my shopping cart are probably only going to last my 11 year old through this Tuesday.


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RT @Lhlodder: Just walked out of the gas station and I told my kid to back into the door with her booty instead of opening it with her hands and this lady starts singing “Won’t you back that ass up?” and opens the door for us with her butt. I’ve literally never had more respect for someone.


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Monday, March 9, 2020

While discussing the #coronavirus with my wife and kids, she said "remember to wash your thumbs." Is it even possible to wash your hands without cleaning your thumbs? I find that disturbingly impressive, if so. You have to go out of your way to avoid getting soap on them.


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Tuesday, March 3, 2020

@KevinFarzad Same page, brother. Too bad my wife thinks the complete opposite. Free time on the weekend means an opening to schedule some bullshit.


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