Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Funny Things My Kids Say - #2 - The People

John (in whiny voice): Daddy, James hit me!
Me (in annoyed questioning tone): How? He's over here with me.

John (thinking for a new target): The chair hit me!
Me (getting more annoyed): John, that's not even possible. Did you walk into it? 

John (dead serious): The PEOPLE hit me!
Me (getting confused and a little freaked out): What...People?!

John: The Invisible People. 
Me (eyes popping out): Um, OK. Let's just go in the other room. 

Yikes! I had no idea how to handle that one.

On one hand, I was a little pissed because he was lying and just trying to get me riled up.

On the other hand, I was wondering, "Is he really seeing ghosts or something? Is our house haunted?"

All I could think of was that creepy kid in The Sixth Sense. I definitely don't want him to be this kid:

Does anyone out there have a similar "ghost" story from their kids? I have a funny feeling that this happens more often than people want to admit or talk about. Drop a comment with any good stories...

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